Three a.m., Intermezzo sails stealthily through the dark sea off the coast of Guatemala, her rugged captain sipping espresso as he keeps a lookout for hostile vessels.
Sounds exotic and dangerous, no? And don't I come across as nautical James Bond, taking on danger with a sophisticated flair?
This is how you entertain oneself at 3:30 in the morning, while building a positive (delusion?) self image.
All is well. Danger and hostile vessels are fictional, for dramatic effect.